Newt

NOT a lizard. Not even a reptile. In fact, it is a mostly aquatic amphibian closely related to salamanders and axolotls. Newts are predatory and like to eat aquatic worms, that can be ordered from Carolina Biological Supply (for you biologists out there.) A newt hatches from the egg with gills, but metamorphoses within the first few months of its life. Once a newt has metamorphosed, it may come out on land, but often will spend most of its time in the water. This depends on the species.

Alpine newts, gold-dust newts, firebelly newts, marbled newts, red-spotted newts, crested newts

by Ukulelelike July 05, 2012

Newt

A character in The Maze Runner series that deserved SO MUCH BETTER! I mean seriously James, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?! My heart along with so many others' hearts just shattered into MILLIONS of pieces. TRILLIONS! You cannot be forgiven... well maybe if there's some fantasmical spin off where Newt never died and yea...

A PERSON: "Wait, who's Newt???"
ME: *starts crying and has a mental breakdown while trying to say... trying... the page... the forbidden page...*

by Obsessed? Me? Noo- actually YE August 23, 2020

Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

by Jack May 08, 2003

Newt

A white boy with a slender body and large tail

Im so glad I broke up with that Newt

by Smashxcom March 26, 2019

Newt

A man who loves his country so much, he cheats on his wives.

My senator must be a true American, he Newted.

by Snee66 March 10, 2011

Newt

Someone who isn't ugly or attractive, but in the middle.

He's a newt. (Neutral)

by Louisr133 March 27, 2015

Newt

A person with a very large top heavy head (cranium). In most cases the top half of the head is much larger then the bottom half. 80% of people with a Newt head, have little or no brain tissue. When they speak, they often hear an echo similar to yelling in a valley but they seem to enjoy it so they never shut up. Although not contagious, some people claim to hear the voices of newt heads. Former President Ronald Reagan mentions in his diary that he heard the ringing of a newt head once but perhaps he might have heard other instances of it but he couldn't remember. Although scientists claim that most cases of newt heads have come from the Springfield Illinois area. This could have stemmed from tainted breast milk. (see newt milk)

"look at the size of that newt on him"

Patient: "Doctor what is it?"

Doctor: "Well I have seen some cases of a newt head but never in the genital area" (see newt dick)

by Camshot January 21, 2012