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neuphoric

A genre of music that is a new wave of euphoric. Music that causes a feeling of great happiness and well-being.
"Calvin Harris' song is so neuphoric"
by music=life1990 April 1, 2009
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Neophofie

Selfie taken from a new phone.
Hey congratulations on your new phone! Let's take a neophofie!
by Dr.AA November 7, 2021
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Neophonic Virgin

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011
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netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"
You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?
by kim September 27, 2004
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netphoria

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.
Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.
by lush July 4, 2004
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Neophobias

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary
A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player
by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022
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Neopolian icecream

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard they bleed and you give them a cream pie then eat them out after they shit
My boyfriend Thievishshark69 gave me a mad neopolian icecream last night
by Pateints April 4, 2021
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