There are not enough words in the world to describe this boy. His smile is worth more than my own happiness, his love is worth life itself and he himself is worth everything. I always thought that love was easy, but with him it's hard but you will still choose to love him because how could you honestly not? When you meet him you will spend every wish wanting him, every dreaming hoping for him and every moment, thinking of him. He is so much more perfect than he will ever know. But I'm pretty sure that he know a that he is good looking. When you find yourself a Ned, hold on with all you've got because you'll never want to let go.
by Riley34 January 20, 2021
I have no words... Ned is someone that you are just drawn to. Some who makes you smile. Someone who makes you laugh. If the time is right you will find yourself doing way more than catching feelings, you'll find yourself falling in love. He is so loyal, kind and worthy.if you ever find yourself a Ned hold them close to your heart and never let go because if you do... He will move on. Ned was born to be social with his sexy, cheeky, mischevious grin and upturned hair. Love Ned with all your heart for their is no one person that you will ever love more. I love you Ned.
I love you Ned
by Riley34 December 26, 2020
by celticman67 June 26, 2016
Short for Edward; A very handsome and sexy guy with a jacked body, and would be considered a gym-rat although he does his workouts at home. He thinks he's a roadman but it's funny so don't mention it around him. He's incredibly good at lying and tricking people, and will sometimes make you feel like the dumbest person in the room, (which you are). Despite this, he's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. He acts very different around the people he's close to and he's incredibly caring, for someone that wears adidas religiously. He's the kind of guy that would probably emote irl but he'd make it look cool, cuz he's Ned. He also has a really shitty music taste but he firmly believes that everyone should like it. Behind his roadman facade, he's super loving and is actually very submissive in the bedroom. He likes it if you meow during intercourse, and he likes to be tied up as Ned's a kinky little kitten. However, he's one of the coolest and nicest people you'll ever meet, and once you meet a Ned, your life will never be the same.
by sxmplyelena January 05, 2023
Its a common word for the everyday thug of Glasgow. there are many types of ned.
Common ned,Goon Ned,Mad ned,Cheeky ned.
They are either totally respected or else totally hated.They normally go around in big crews or fleetos
Common ned,Goon Ned,Mad ned,Cheeky ned.
They are either totally respected or else totally hated.They normally go around in big crews or fleetos
Ned : Am gonnae get ma fleeto ontae you ya mad rocket.
Person : Ohno please dont.
Ned: aye well seeing yer feart noo!
**Person punches ned**
**Ned hacks person with a machette and then runs**
Person : Ohno please dont.
Ned: aye well seeing yer feart noo!
**Person punches ned**
**Ned hacks person with a machette and then runs**
by Shawty_Kaz April 17, 2004
Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink
by Clive October 08, 2003
A poor example of a Human Being, who lives in the Glasgow area (Scotland), They drink Buckfast and smoke large amounts of cigarettes. They are also taking over the world because they tend to breed like rabits
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
"God,that Ned is Fuc-Tard"
by A functional Member of Society April 29, 2006