by Zeebies March 18, 2014
Get the zebra necking mug.The home nation of the Neckbeard people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beards).
Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
by ggr July 15, 2013
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One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.
Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."
Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."
Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"
by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010
Get the Lip-necker mug.When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020
Get the duck wearing a necktie mug.The act of forcing your arms behind your back whilst sticking head forward usually in confusion while stating ones point. The point is usually wrong and unprofessional
by purplefrogman June 11, 2014
Get the Tyler-necking mug.To turn your head while passing by something/someone or someone/something is passing by you. Either slowly turning your head to track your eyes on the spectacle or to repeatedly turn your head to keep looking at it.
They slowed down to rubberneck at the car accident.
People have been rubber necking at me all day. Is my fly down or something?
People have been rubber necking at me all day. Is my fly down or something?
by eilan427 May 2, 2017
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