Nastiness Curve

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015

nappiness

The experience of happiness derived from taking a nap.

“After I wake rested from a good mid-afternoon Saturday nap, I experience pure nappiness.”

by SalvyZ July 2, 2019

natties

All natural breasts.

That trollip has a lovely pair of natties.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

natties

short for the best beer ever Natural Ice

lets get some natties

by keenan December 1, 2003

blissful mysterious nastiness

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

thug-nastyness

It is a wonderful combination of vodka, beer, gatorade and energy drinks. When drank it brings out the ness in people example: hotness, slutness, orgyness, horneyness, freakness, nastyness etc. Similar to jungle juice but better.

As soon as the girls thug-nastyness kicked it sure brought out their slutness and horneyness.

by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' May 28, 2009

Pound some natties.

Adjec.-The act of a bro pound. Hence where two bro fists collide showing mutual respect to one another in a physical manner.

Chicks cannot pound some natties it is strictly bro.

You can also add meccas of variations to the bro pound to make it more chill. For example:
An explosion of the two hands spreadly them quickly apart.
A flick of the fingers. (Not adivsed to do in public you might look gay.)
Also you can add multiples of claps and maybe a bro chest bump.

Now go pound some natties.

Bro 1: "Yeah man see you later, keep it chill and pound some natties."

Bro 2: *Pounds the natties.*

by lindy123 June 18, 2011