The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.
Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.
by Eric the Red January 22, 2007
Get the Napoleonmug. A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws.
by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007
Get the Napoleonmug. A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia
by Louis and Clark January 5, 2008
Get the Napoleonmug. Napoleon Dynamite.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
by HulkSmazh April 3, 2016
Get the Napoleonmug. 1, French military and political leader after the French Revolution, known for his small body and plans for world dominance. Failed at taking over the world once he invaded Russia in 1812.
2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
Definition 1.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.
Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.
Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.
Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!
Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.
Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.
Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.
Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!
Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
by Shrek & Donkey June 28, 2011
Get the Napoleonmug. An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.
Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.
by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016
Get the Napoleonmug. Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.
Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
by Shmouse May 26, 2005
Get the napoleonismmug.