NPS

Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.

Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”

by CommunistBear May 17, 2018

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No penis syndrome

Males born without a penis

Example: Cian has nps

by Fred 2013 July 6, 2016

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NPS

NPS means Nigga Penis Society. Also rivals with CPS(Cracker Penis Society)

That guy Kahlik is in the NPS
That replubican Eustace is in the CPS

by BigBlackNiggaBallsHD March 12, 2020

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Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.

Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!

by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010

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Non-Possessional Snobbery, expressing negativity regarding an object currently considered nouveau chic or current nerdity without having actually purchased or viewed the object.

Jack: hey dude, have you seen this movie?
John: No, it sucks.
Jill: Sounds like NPS

by Jerk Dently May 30, 2015

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