Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.
Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”
by CommunistBear March 29, 2018