NPS

Greg: yo let's play some football

Tim: ok no tackling though

Greg: what the hell, NPS bro
by Jay Weezyy June 27, 2010
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NPS is a unit of measurement used to describe the number of times a person nuts per second
I was jerkin it at a rate of 43 NPS.
by ThiCCCCC Daddy J October 25, 2018
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Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.
MWM seeks MWF for NPS.
by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 20, 2013
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No pants spoon. Laying in the bed or on the couch in the spooning position with no pants on. Usually leading to fun activities
Hey baby let's lay down and have an NPS.
by Kgrassers July 11, 2008
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Non-penetration special
Last night I gave Sanzo the NPS and she creamed!
by Just Cause i am Wondering January 23, 2009
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Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.
Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”
by CommunistBear March 29, 2018
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No penis syndrome

Males born without a penis
by Fred 2013 July 06, 2016
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