nps

1. No Problems

Used to inform someone that it was no hassle/problem.

John: tyvm
Betty: nps

by strider3028 September 4, 2007

NPS

No Pussy Shit

Greg: yo let's play some football

Tim: ok no tackling though

Greg: what the hell, NPS bro

by Jay Weezyy June 29, 2010

NPS

NPS is a unit of measurement used to describe the number of times a person nuts per second

I was jerkin it at a rate of 43 NPS.

by ThiCCCCC Daddy J October 25, 2018

NPS

Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.

MWM seeks MWF for NPS.

by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 20, 2013

Nps

No pussy shit

Susan didn't want to jump into the lake but her friends just kept saying nps till eventually she jumped bc she didn't want to be a chicken

by Nps December 4, 2013

NPS

No pants spoon. Laying in the bed or on the couch in the spooning position with no pants on. Usually leading to fun activities

Hey baby let's lay down and have an NPS.

by Kgrassers June 24, 2008

NPS

Non-penetration special

Last night I gave Sanzo the NPS and she creamed!

by Just Cause i am Wondering January 23, 2009