Nps

No pussy shit

Susan didn't want to jump into the lake but her friends just kept saying nps till eventually she jumped bc she didn't want to be a chicken

by Nps December 4, 2013

Nps

Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.

Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!

by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010

NP

It Means No problem

Hey Bob thanks for giving me Money

Bob: Np bro

by Heheheeheheheehhe May 9, 2016

NP

NP is a popular abriviation for the phrase, No Problem. Usually, it is used as a substitute for the phrase Your Welcome.

"Hey!!! Thanks for the Tampon!! I've had a heavy flow today!!"
"NP!!!! And, TMI!!!!"

by AnonymousUnipickle June 17, 2018

np

no problem

<your_mom> thanks for that great fuck
<me> np

by jdm November 20, 2002

#NP

twitter language for Now Playin.

you use it if you are listening to a song and you want to share it on twitter.

#NP RudeBoy - Rihanna, such a tune!

by SpazAttackness November 21, 2010

np

1. No problem
2. You're welcome
Pronunciation: en pee
Specific usage: Online IM/chat

Punter1 says: "Thanks for being my wingman last night"
Punter2 says: "np"

by JakeB January 5, 2006