NASCAR Dads

Men who can't drive anywhere without making an inordinate number of left turns.

I followed that NASCAR dad around until my left blinker ran out of blinker fluid.

by Brak February 10, 2005

NASCAR-dick

When a penis curves to the left due to frequent masturbation with the left hand.

"Dude, my dick curves to the left so much it almost has a complete bend!"

"Yeah, dude, you have a NASCAR-dick. Quit jerkin' off so much with your left hand. Change it up to keep it straight."

by Balthazaar December 13, 2012

NASCAR Dick

When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.

The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick

by Picax8398 February 20, 2018

NASCAR Democrat

A NASCAR Democratic, also known as a White Trash Democrat, is a White person who has conservative values and preferences, but vocally criticizes Republicans because of their low socioeconomic status.

I keep seeing NASCAR Democrats posting Facebook stories at Walmart about how Trump is raising the price of eggs.

by Definitionally February 12, 2025

Git R Dun Nascar

A time which while working on a car or seeing a hick nascar friend, instead of saying a greeting, you yell Git R Dun Nascar!

John sees Jerry in the parking lot and yells "Git R Dun nascar"
Jerry responds "thats right son Git R Dun Nascar"!

by Jacob H July 2, 2007

Dirty NASCAR Buiesman

(Dirtius NASCAR Maximus)

A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.

"Yesterday I went to the track and saw a dirty NASCAR Buiesman."

by thewonderwaffle February 25, 2006

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010