Nairobi 

The capital of a nation you can make a funny sentence out of.

Guy 1: "Hey! Nairobi is the capital of what nation?"
Guy 2: "Uhh.....Kenya."
Guy 1: "KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH"

Nairobi by KenyaFit November 26, 2021

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

Nairobi, Kenya by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

nairobi handshake 

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

nairobi handshake by astroblaster April 16, 2007

Nairobi Freeway 

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

Nairobi Freeway by octopod June 21, 2004

Nairobi Boy 

A young male, typically between the ages of 16-21, who has lived in Nairobi for majority of their lives.

Middle class, goes to a British system/International/IB school.

"Oh my god Natasha I am so tired of these Nairobi boys sliding into my DMs...I just wanna chill"

Nairobi Boy by ErnestKamau March 29, 2020

Nairobi School 

One of the best and greatest public schools in Kenya. A public school with private school experience. You wouldn't want it any other way. A school that shines in so many areas like rugby, debate, music and so much more. The school is one of the oldest schools in the country-founded in 1902, formerly known as The Prince of Wales School. It has nine houses/dorms that is, Athi House(formerly Rhodes House), Baringo House (formerly Hawke House), Elgon House(Clive House), Kirinyaga House (formerly Grigg House), Longonot House, Marsabit House (formerly Scott House), Naivasha House (formerly Fletcher House), Serengeti House (Nicholson House) and Tana House (formerly Junior House). Although it is an amazing school, it is a bit unable to keep up with other school trends like the use of ATM cards, wearing crocs and slides and weekly boarding.

Oh Nairobi School, how nice

Nairobi School by amazingstuff December 25, 2024

Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises

My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night

Nairobi knitting circle by chops1015 January 16, 2026