Nairobi

A girl that looks like a horse with big teeth .Has dreds like bob marly .Has pretty black skin and is giant.

Nairobi the horse

by Nairobi January 3, 2019

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

by astroblaster April 16, 2007

Nairobi Freeway

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

by octopod June 21, 2004

Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Nairobi

The capital of a nation you can make a funny sentence out of.

Guy 1: "Hey! Nairobi is the capital of what nation?"
Guy 2: "Uhh.....Kenya."
Guy 1: "KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH"

by KenyaFit November 26, 2021

Angie Josie Robies; The Definition Of Nairobi: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angie Josie Robies; The Definition Of Nairobi: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025