my balls

the two words that preceed a noun or verb, whenever you see something amazing or retarded.

holy shit dude, did you see that 18 inch black dick on tv last night?

yeahhh, it was as long and thick as my balls.

i just smoked 9 joints, i'm as stoned as my balls.

shit on my balls, i just got that bitch pregnant, now i got another kid in another area code.

by SKEETSKEETMYBALLS! August 15, 2008

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drained my balls

When I have so much sex, that my orgasms don't produce gizzum anymore.

Man, I rubbed out so many, I drained my balls.

by ZAssMaster July 16, 2014

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chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 05, 2015

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breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.

Hey man, quit breaking my balls.

by fakemonster July 28, 2005

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My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

by Dodndbs November 28, 2021

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