Mutterlicious

Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.

That man is mutterlicious all he does is eat his deep fried twinkies on his moms basement.

by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010

Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner

“What are you doing tonight”
“Deine mutter.”

by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022

museterbation

Getting yourself off or touching yourself inappropriately while listening to the greatest band ever, Muse.

After listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" I had to engage in a round of museterbation.

by Alan Broder June 13, 2007

Deine Mutter

"Deine Mutter"-jokes are often used among German teenagers. You can use them to insult someone (or his/her mother).

Otherwise you can use "Deine Mutter!" -> "deine mudda!" (pronounce it die-ne mu-dah) as a slang for "shove it" or when you want to deny sth.

And you can compare it with "your mum".

As an insult:

- "Deine Mutter steht vor KiK und schreit "Nur ich bin billiger!"."
(Your mother stands in front of KiK (that's a cheap boutique, where nobody wants to buy his/her clothes) and shouts "Only I am cheaper!" (cheaper in the meaning of slutty))

And as "shove it":

- "Bring doch den Müll runter"
(Carry off the trash)
- "Ey, deine Mudda!"
(Your mum!)

by your mum's affhole December 4, 2009

mutterhals

German translation meaning "mother throat" or cervix (which is Latin for neck); pen name of the most hated writer on the internet

"Damn, that dude was all up in my mutterhals. Let's hope I don't get pregnant!"

by Gnat Turner December 29, 2008

Muteen

When you say you are going to show up at school, but end up watching TV-series and shutdown your mobilephone instead.

It's fucked up guys, i did a Muteen yesterday.

by Malq8 March 7, 2016

mutetard

A word used for a person who continually mutes people on the instant messaging website 'meebo'. They will often single one person out and then attempt to warn them as many times as possible. With every 4 warns they are muted for 5minutes and unable to type anything in any meebo chat room until this period of time is over.

Semi: Eh. I can talk again, but for how long?
adam: XD
adam: lol
London F: It wasn't me >.>
London F: :
Semi: ,,l,, sit on it :s
Semi: Adam and Londong, mutetards. Warn me more...
Semi: *farts on lame room*
adam: ROFL semi XD

by London F June 26, 2008