Mumbling

v.
1. To speak in a very sloppy manner, usually under ones breath, without using the mouth to form words properly.

Mumbler: "asfjeihwghckndiwhf food qfdiqwhfiwhf"

Responder: "Dude, shut the fuck up, and stop mumbling"

by xerocide January 15, 2006

digital mumbling

When someone is so inebriated that their texts are garbled, reading like phonetic renderings of a drunken fratboy.

see also, drunk texting

Nikki's texts started out quite coherent, but as the drinks caught up with her, they descended pretty quickly into digital mumbling.

by TheGoddessMaria January 16, 2011

thumb mumbling

Slang for text messaging.

The term thumb mumbling is often used for situations when someone is not paying attention to what is around them and decides to text people instead. For example: when driving, in class, hiking, at the beach, in a museum, on a date, during a meal, during a movie, a funeral, flying a plane or space ship, giving a speech, preforming surgery, etc.

Hey, are you thumb mumbling again? Put the f*cking phone down!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

mumbling zombie

A person finding it difficult to communicate due to having face completely covered in ejaculate.

Baz completely covered wreck and dockers, they were proper mumbling zombies :nod:

by dub79 October 28, 2013

mean mumbling

It is when someone mumbles something you don't quite hear, but you know it isn't nice.

It's can be likened to the phrase "Mean Muggin" - When a person gives you a dirty look like they are angry at you.

Mom! Derek was just "Mean Mumbling" me. That wasn't very nice.

by Hawleywooood July 1, 2016

mumbling pants

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

by zimmo August 17, 2006

inaudible mumbling

When somebody cannot answer you in a real sentence, but instead merely mumbles something you can't quite hear, and trails off; possibly chuckling as they do so. It is an unexplained phenomena that usually occurs under stress, or if that person is not comfortable speaking with particular people and is trying to get away.

Alyssa - "Hey Meg, how are you today?"

Meghan - "oh, wellidunnoijustsfjhsfjn..heh..heh heh..."

Alyssa (to another friend) - "looks like a case of inaudible mumbling."

by arisa-naomi March 4, 2010