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mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Mallette

In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)

It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.

Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron
I’ve been on a hot streak lately but no where near Laura. She’s headed for a “Mallette” !!!
by Joe Zappa March 10, 2021
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mullett

A hair style that started in the early 1970's as a result of employers discriminating against long hair. The person would get their hair cut regularly, but keep the back long and tuck it into thier collars to hide it's length. Hence the phrase "business in the front, party in the back". The haircut was first seen worn by Paul McCartney in the early 1970's, but then became extremely popular in the 1980's and 1990's because of MTV videos by U2 and the "Lethal Weapon" movies. The term "mulletthead" was first coined by the actor George Kennedy in the movie "Cool Hand Luke" These people are known to have had (and may still do)have mulletts: Kurt Russell, Bono, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Paul McCartney,& Billy Ray Cyrus,
Someone better tell that dude the eighties are over and to cut that mullett.
by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008
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mullested

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.
by otto titslinger June 3, 2004
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Mulletectomy

A mulletectomy is the surgical removal of the unsightly and ghastly mullet or mulletus extremus hideous. This procedure is normally performed as an emergency procedure, when the patient is suffering from acute nineteen eighticitis. It is now recognized that many cases will resolve when the patient is shown a picture of John Stamos in his Full House days. In some cases, however, extreme measures must be used, with the patient taunted for looking like a butch lesbian.
Bret Michaels just had an appendectomy but what he really needs is a mulletectomy.

He was going for a punk look but ended up with a mullet instead. Now he has been scheduled for an emergency mulletectomy at Johns Hopkins.

In her endeavour to look like her favourite cartoon character, She-Man, she opted for the mullet. But then she ended up looking like Ellen DeGeneres' love slave and had to have a mulletectomy.
by Das Wunderkind April 14, 2010
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mullatte

A bi-racial individual with a mullet pretending to enjoy a latte.
Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Mullethead

Low class Conservative supporter . Often poorly presented in public and generally doesnt have a great mannerism .
that trailer trash dude in the pick-up truck is what You call a MULLETHEAD Conservative supporter .
by Hef October 6, 2009
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