mapletard

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.

My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.

by EvoFire March 20, 2008

mulletudinous

1.) of, or pertaining to a mullet or those who have them
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying

"the state fair was mulletudinous"

by mullet_hunter September 11, 2005

mulletude

The "bad-ass" attitude that often accompanies the mullet hair style.

That dude in the IROC Camaro has a bad mulletude

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

mumbletard

Despite being incapable of stringing two cogent thoughts together, this low-intellect goober will drone on endlessly, boring everyone with their sophomoric points of view. Their speech is often unintelligible and paced like a metronome. They are completely unaware that their audience just wants them to shut the fuck up.

What's up with Barry? He's driving everybody crazy.

He hasn't been the same after he lost his job at KFC.

Now he's just a mumbletard who can't shut up with no job and no friends.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

mulletabulous

Ghetto fabulous, for trailer park hicks. Describing those who excell in the art of sexy mullets, overalls, farmers tans, rubber boots, and beer.

Billy's sure lookin' mulletabulous, aint he?

by Sarah and Jennifer June 1, 2005

mulletastic

An adjective used for one who enforces his mullet with extreme righteousness. In Dog we trust.

Dog the bounty hunter unleashed his fury of bear mace upon the unsuspecting crack heads with mulletastic resolve.

by Bill Barron October 18, 2007

mutetard

A word used for a person who continually mutes people on the instant messaging website 'meebo'. They will often single one person out and then attempt to warn them as many times as possible. With every 4 warns they are muted for 5minutes and unable to type anything in any meebo chat room until this period of time is over.

Semi: Eh. I can talk again, but for how long?
adam: XD
adam: lol
London F: It wasn't me >.>
London F: :
Semi: ,,l,, sit on it :s
Semi: Adam and Londong, mutetards. Warn me more...
Semi: *farts on lame room*
adam: ROFL semi XD

by London F June 26, 2008