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Truck Muffling 

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
When a girl tries to quite down her farts.
Mufflin a fart while on the toilet so it doesn't echo with tissue or toilet paper.
mufflin by Gixxer2k4 January 1, 2014
To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard
"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.
muffeling by NickSmokes December 19, 2017
a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.
I LOVED muffing her last night
muffing by censation December 15, 2010

muffingasm 

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.
Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005