muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

by jen nish May 5, 2008

Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffinious

A way to say “bitch”

Ohhhh the son of a muffinious

by Ashmit. May 13, 2019

Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

by Ashmit. April 21, 2019

Muffinitus

A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy meal. Once an excessive ammount of muffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease Muffinitus. Once Muffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of muffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. If you don't, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. Withdrawl symptoms
2. Hunger
3. Death.

Gibson-"So how about, since I've been eating muffins like every day, I developed Muffinitus. Now I have to get Muffin extract injected through an IV constantly!"
Lorelie"Oh wow, that's bitchin'"

by Brandon Burch, PH.D June 23, 2007

muffinious

A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.

Best positions:

Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour

That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.

by Ashmittttttt May 30, 2019

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005