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clothes mountain

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.
"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"
by Nennis October 9, 2008
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make a mountain out of a molehill

To exaggerate, to interpret a specific situation as being worse than it really is.
You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
by Nicolas Carmi June 4, 2013
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mercury mountaineer

mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.

The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.

It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle

If maintained properly other wise

It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.

Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri
by Blu_leef November 8, 2022
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Mountain Tab

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.
Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!
by Jar-El June 1, 2014
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Monsta X

Basically a group of 7 people who are memes. But you can't resist them because of their charm. They release some of the best kpop songs but they are literally MEMES. IN REAL LIFE. YEEP.
HEY DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MONSTA X SONG?

Ya, it's a bop. Have you seen them in real life?

NO BUT MAHN THEY ARE MEMES IN REAL LIFE.
by Kpopper. October 22, 2018
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Mountain Chicken

The weirdest fucking name for a frog I’ve ever heard of, look it up if you don’t believe me
Oh, hey, Jimmy! I saw a mountain chicken the other day!

Jimmy: Oh, that fucking frog?
by Sypherlid1 February 3, 2018
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Mountain don’t

Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
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