Moshtard

One who participates in moshing or moshpit-related activities; combination or "moshpit retard"; brute who insists on going to concerts on beating on small children who don't know any better

Jay: Dude, what happened to you?
Zach: Dude, I was at the Misfits show, and those moshtards hit me in the eye.

by Jake_055_NM15 February 3, 2009

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

by Khandali July 15, 2011

Morontard

When you are such a moron you would be considered a moron by retards. All the other retards in your retard group home would laugh at you because you chew on your shirt.

Professor Tony Yeung yelled at me for not knowing how to do my assignment. He thinks I am a complete morontard.

by Fears_Tony_Yeung December 5, 2010

morphandike

Corruption of hermaphrodite, probably from the word being passed by ear in the streets or the playground. Often used to accuse an adolescent male of having feminine characteristics and/or genitalia. Used in the midwest, possibly elsewhere.

Toward an adversary, "You fucking morphandike!" Or about an adversary, "He's a goddam morphandike!"

by headhunteras19 March 4, 2008

morphadite

an adjective meaning disfigured or messed up physically

"chuck that morphadite piece of wood over in that pile"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 1, 2005

Morphware

Morphware refers to something that always evolve. It can be used in the Information Technology industry to mean a software platform that always change, always evolve to include more and more functions or application.

It looks like Apple Inc will be developing a Morphware soon

by deyvitt November 12, 2011