morningbread

Waking up with a boner.

Jan always wakes up with a morningbread.

by Eirik March 6, 2005

Morningnoon

Morningnoon is the time between 11:30 and noon.

Good morningnoon Mr Radley, I have the papers you wanted

by DanielDankMemes December 11, 2016

morningness

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

by Dragon1037 October 15, 2008

medford morninger

It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work

Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!

Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!

by smileycop December 9, 2008

Morningness

Smelly Breath that you get in the morning also occurs mainly after a night of heavy drinking.

Bob: "So you tapped that again in the morning?"
Tom: "F**k no she had morningness...I got out of there as fast as I could"
Bob: "Damn Right"

by Aberman October 12, 2008

morningthereaper

amogus

morningthereaper smogua

by anongs October 29, 2021

Morninger

Morninger is the same as the morning, but later into it. For example, at 2 am you would say "Good morning" because morning is after midnight, and at let's say 10 am you would say "Good morninger" because it's still morning but more of a morning.

"Hey, let's meet in the morninger morning"

by The Other Word Maker February 5, 2022