Jim Moriarty

Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.

Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"

by Johnlock_is_Bae October 16, 2015

mr moriarty

A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.

Bob: Have you seen that mr moriarty ?
Lucy: Yes, he has a mental breakdown last class

by Mr Moriarty Fandom September 15, 2019

william james moriarty

very good looking and the main character of moriarty the patriot which is underrated af

he’s also really gay for sherlock and the best older brother ever

omg sherlock called william james moriarty “liam” they’re so gay

by ranpoearegay February 22, 2023

Isaac moriarty

A big tryhard and violent person this specimen has a BIG thing for another specimen Carolina

Isaac Moriarty likes Carol

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by TheChamqion June 10, 2019

joshua moriarty

The man with the biggest cock and he will always try to shove it right up it ass.

I'm dating Joshua Moriarty we had amazing sex with his huge cock made me cum every where but then he tried to shove it right up my ass....

by Findoutnsee September 8, 2021

Dean Moriarty

Dean Moriarty is a character from Jack Kerouac's classic novel "On the Road". Based on the persona of Neal Cassady, a famous figure if the Beatnik movement in America in the 50s, and a friend of Jack Kerouac. Dean is an expression of the American youth, hungry for life, girls, fun and freedom. Often misunderstood by older people, or seeming chaotic to others, Dean is an inspiration for the narrator of the story, Sal Paradise. Growing up in reform schools and later, in jail, Dean is now looking for freedom, with his endless love for women and high speeds, energetic and charming. He's said to be stealing cars just for fun so he can drive around, which is the reason he was in reform schools. Representing the new wave in the USA in the 50s he also likes jazz and want to be an 'intelectual' like his friend Carlo Marx, whose character is also based on the Beatnik poet Alan Ginsberg, a friend of Jack Kerouac.

Neal Cassady inspired 'On the Road's character Dean Moriarty.

by Nathaniel Flint January 11, 2022

A Moriarty

To do something nobody thought possible. To deliver the undeliverable target, to do something hitherto thought impossible

Verb - I Moriarty'd the shit out of that match
Noun - who are those cool good looking people over there
Oh that's just the Moriartys
Adjective - Dam that cake was Moriarty

A Moriarty

Dave had a three way with Salma Hayek, Megan Markle and Scarlett Johansson last night

He's only managed a fucking Moriarty

by The Glovemonkey January 12, 2020