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Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.
Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh
by Synapseioises December 1, 2024
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Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.
Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
by Beep325 November 14, 2023
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Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024
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Moongooning

To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.

A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
by TheMoongooner December 22, 2023
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Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.
"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"
by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025
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Moongooning

When you blow the head off a buffalo and you goon under the moonlight.
Me and Eagle Eye are going to take some Peyote and go moongooning tonight.
by Not Yeyo November 12, 2023
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Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)
Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video
by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023
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