A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024
Get the Moongoon mug.The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.
You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo
by Poet3991 February 8, 2024
Get the MOONGOONING mug.A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
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Get the Moongooning mug.The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.
Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
by Reppy37 December 6, 2023
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by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023
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