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moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.
Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)
by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023
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Moongooning

When you and the boys go out on the rez, drink elk blood, and start gooning into buffalo skulls under the moonlight.
“Me and Jared went moongooning on the rez last night
by Albanian Robert December 18, 2023
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Moongooning

When someone gathers with native americans and collect elk blood and a buffalo skull,then proceed to goon under the luminous moonlight.
Dave:Chief eagle eye navajo doesn't moongoon,he's a fraud!
Eric:Yeah i heard he's a sungooner!

Dave:Sungooning is for pussies!,Moongooning is for real Gs!
by Moongoonersupremacist December 20, 2023
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Moongooning

To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.

A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
by TheMoongooner December 22, 2023
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MOONGOONING

The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.
You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo
by Poet3991 February 8, 2024
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Moongooning

When you blow the head off a buffalo and you goon under the moonlight.
Me and Eagle Eye are going to take some Peyote and go moongooning tonight.
by Not Yeyo November 12, 2023
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Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.
Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
by Beep325 November 14, 2023
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