mooner

Dinner after 9pm

Kate was could not decide what she wanted for dinner, buy the time she had picked it was time for mooner

by mad96 October 20, 2021

lunar mooner

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

full mooner

An ignoramus who howls at the moon because no one else will listen to such stupidity.

That full mooner believes in the tooth fairy.

by DOPLAZA January 26, 2011

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009

Mooner

Mooner refers to a type of crypto and stock investors. It is a close relative to Zoomers but with a straight ambition: going to the moon. Mooners will do anything they possibly can to accomplish their goals of being millionaires. The end goal will always be to drive a Lamborghini. Mooners are investing addicts and never stop to gamble their funds in hope of a better future.

I don't understand these Mooners! They moon their entire paycheck in cryptocurrencies.

by Zero Budget Stories September 11, 2023