Montrose Effect

The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.

In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.

by Rubber J July 27, 2010

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.

Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Of Montreal

An amazing indie rock band from Athens, Georgia. Mellow, bubbly, euphoric.

Of Montreal is so groovy.

by Joshua Franklin October 13, 2006

Montreal Style

Specific to vaginal lips. Shaped like and named after famously-known Montreal smoked meat.

Yesterday I ate her right on the table. She had such a nice Montreal style. I wish she tasted like Schwarz

by Picnic_by_the_pool May 17, 2018

Montreal Screwjob

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.

What if Bret screwed HBK in the Montreal Screwjob.

by Quentin M.Harris May 26, 2008

Montreal train wreck

The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.

My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin May 31, 2006