monte

a chevrolet monte carlo

i got the monte painted flip flop fukin blue

by sherlock edwards March 5, 2008

Monte

The idea of a savage, wealthy, quite well-known, child, consisting of a high social position.

"Amazing, that Monte has attracted a LARGE paparazzi!"

by savageravage123 November 6, 2017

Monte

Continuously running into electric towers on COD: Black Ops. Specifically in Dead Ops Arcade

Damn, I pulled a monte

by machewg January 13, 2011

monte

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

by fd;klgjdfgjkldfgjl; June 25, 2007

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

Monte

usually has nappy hair and overly oily skin

Dat nigga monte

by WEEDISLIKEPUSSY June 3, 2018

monte

monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!

*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*

by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018