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so if we’re being honest here eshays are the top cunts or the top lads. we run the shit out in sydney and all of the big Oz. we wear gucci hats, gucci bumb bags, nike shirts over long sleeve shirts and got our mrs by our side.
fag 1: oi lover, do you see these inimitating people turning the conrner?
fag 2: oh my dont you know they’re eshays. can’t you see their tns and gucci hats?
by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018
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monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!
*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*
by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018
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