monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

monster-face

oral sex involving pushing the giver's head into the receiver's pelvis so hard as to injure the face of the giver.

I monster-faced your mother so bad last night, she lost most of her teeth.

by Norristonian April 18, 2004

Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011

Monsterbate

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.

My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.

by CDCEN July 1, 2008

monsterfucked

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both

"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!

by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

monsterpated

constipated, bunged-up

Hey man! After all those burgers we did last night, I am *sooo* monsterpated! I just can't get it out!

by Shapeless July 31, 2018