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Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
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monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
John is a right monkey-chuffer!
by Urban Bob October 6, 2008
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Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.
Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.
by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011
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