A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
by Peter Bradstock May 08, 2004
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The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by John Duckworth July 21, 2008
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josh: *gets into taxi
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
by kayl1234321 August 31, 2007
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by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005
Get the Hans Moleman mug.A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by Chris Gaskin August 28, 2008
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by Mason Ward January 04, 2008
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by aidengirl666 April 13, 2010
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