Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.

Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.

by Jeremykl August 29, 2009

mocker

As coined in the 1964 Beatles film "A Hard Day's Night", a cross between a mod and a rocker.

"Are you a mod or a rocker?"
"Well ...I'm a mocker!"

by Isabella June 9, 2005

mockrestraint

Suppressing the urge to mock at an inappropriate time such as meetings with upper management, your parents, young children, your children's teacher/principal at weddings and/or funerals.

I had to exercise the highest degree of mockrestraint when I noticed my cousin at the funeral wearing white pantyhose and Doc Martin's.

by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011

punk mocker

A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.

Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?

by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! January 24, 2009

Mocker Focker

A person who does something that they once fervently mocked you for doing.

Last week:
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?

This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!

by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011

mockery

Mockery, To make fun of, To poke fun at, to skald a no good dirty working class ruffian and put them in there place.

Sir with these custard creams you are making a mockery of my great uncle reginalds memory.

by Belvadere Smithe III OBE.MBE. January 28, 2003

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007