Mockerel 

A word to describe a butch, overweight, hateful feminist that looks and acts like a dude (you can see them all over YouTube at anti Trump demonstrations).

Man, I was so drunk, I thought I brought home curvy ass ho. Turns out, it was a mockerel and she wouldn't shut up about hating men!

Mockerel by elexxxers January 19, 2018

Mockerel 

A 6 foot 240lb "feminist" acting all man-ish and bullying, strutting around like a dude.
A "Mock Cockerel"

I got so drunk last night I thought I went to bed with a sexy BBW. Woke up, and found myself in a lot of pain, next to a mockerel!

Mockerel by elexxxers April 23, 2018

Mockerel 

A 6'4, 300 pound, hairy AF dude who looks like a lady, hence, he is a "mock" cockerel.

I was so drunk last night, I thought I took home a sexy BBW but turns out it was just a nasty mockerel!

Mockerel by elexxxers May 2, 2018

Red Mackerel 

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

Red Mackerel by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Holy Mother Mackerel 

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Holy Mother Mackerel by institutional March 16, 2017

Mackerel Kiss 

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

Mackerel Kiss by HD/LW September 9, 2010

holy mackerel 

Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.

Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.

The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.

Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy Mackerel Batman !

holy mackerel by Byron Whiteson III August 29, 2009