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Mocker Focker

A person who does something that they once fervently mocked you for doing.
Last week:
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?

This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!
by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011
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Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.
Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.
by Brabus02 September 25, 2011
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Mocker flocker

A mocker flocker is an abbreviation for “mother fucker
Dude josh just tripped me hes a mocker flocker
by leahgrace13 January 25, 2019
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Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.
Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.
by Jeremykl August 29, 2009
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punk mocker

A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.
Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?
by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! January 24, 2009
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cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(
Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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a mocker

combination of "a mod" and "a rocker" coined by a Beatle during the film "a hard day's night", when asked by a reporter to what he is.
by charlotte corday August 1, 2003
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