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Mobster in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.
Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!
by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019
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Mobster Milkshake

A tropical poor man's take on a White Russian. Citrus vodka, Kahlua, Irish creme, and milk, substitute almond or soy milk for the health conscious.
"Dude, got hammered off of Mobster Milkshakes and stole a car last night!"
by CL Media March 25, 2017
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Fiedero Mobster

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all
man y"all drive so slow through the hood, y'all must be Fiedero Mobster
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cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.
"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."
by the storm drains May 19, 2009
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Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.
We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill
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Franky The Mobster

Professional Wrestler from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, dubbed to be from Milan, Italy. Is reknown for his charisma, his ability to work a crowd, and his hilarious comedy antics. Can also wrestle very well. Currently performs in nCw, IWS (both being Montreal-based wresting promotions), and CZW. Many who have seen him wrestle would see a spot for him in RoH, or even WWE.
Fan: Get the f*ck out, Franky!
FTM: You have boobs!
Fan: *dumbfounded*
by Da Mark August 14, 2005
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Cambodian Mobster Family

Cambodian Mobster Family, is a gang that was known as Crazy Mob Family at first but then changed into Cambodian Mobster Family AKA C.M.F
by SouthPhilly9thStreet ! June 10, 2010
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