miso horny

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

by wavyg July 21, 2014

Metsochist

A fan of the New York Mets who hopes until the very end even when they know they shouldn't.

A real Metsochist won't give up hoping for a Mets playoff appearance even when it's mathematically impossible.

by lcbj January 4, 2011

mišokovačing

To have your audience sing for you when you're not capable of doing so yourself, mostly due to over exhaustion, the lack of energy, or malnutrition. Usually includes shoving the microphone amongst the crowd.

Jared Leto was mišokovačing during the song Closer to the edge.

by thammalla March 19, 2011

Trans-inclusive radical misogynist

I don’t hate trans women because they’re trans, I hate them because they’re women

“Jeff despises Michelle because he’s a trans-inclusive radical misogynist.”

by happyb-daymichelle January 24, 2023

misophonia

A new or undiscovered word to many, misophonia is condition in which certain sounds provoke strong negative emotional reactions in people (anger, panic, or disgust) to a person with the disorder. One or more "trigger" sounds can cause these emotions. Common trigger noises include (but are not limited to) chewing, snorting, slurping, whispering, whistling, shushing, lip-smacking, and sneezing. Misophonia tends to develop in children and gets progressively worse over time. If someone with misophonia tells you to stop whistling, slurping, ect, stop. If you don't stop, you are a twatmuffin and we can't be friends.

"Why does Alex get angry when I whistle?"
"He has Misophonia. It's a little like OCD but with certain noises."
"Well, I'm not a twatmuffin so I'll try to work on not whistling around him."

by Recky Drive February 5, 2015

misohoofanthropy

MIS-O-HOOF-AN-THRO-PY noun Mi'So'hu:f an(t)-thrə-pē

The general hatred, distrust or disdain of short people or disdain of the short person's culture. A misohoofanthrope, or misohoofanthropist is someone who holds such views or feelings, but is not necessarily against having short friends.

Ex1: The man's misohoofanthropy causes him to boo every time Dustin Pedroia bats.

Ex2: The woman refuses to watch Back to the Future due to her misohoofanthropy.

Ex3: My misohoofanthropy causes me to panic when I am the tallest person in the room.

by War Cam Eagle May 28, 2014

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018