Moscow Mitch

Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.

In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.

See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.

I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.

by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger July 26, 2019

Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

mitch grassi

Mitch Grassi is the sassy queen who don't give two shits if you hate him

He is perfection and can harmonize your stupidity away.

If you dare say is hairless cat Wyatt is ugly he will slap you and block your ratchet ass on twitter

Don't fukkin mess with Mitch Grassi cause he is the baddest bitch on the block

Idiot: "Mitch Grassi sings like a girl."

Mitch Grassi: "At least I use my voice for things that actually mean something to people."

by fuckyouokay June 22, 2014

Michigan

A magical place where one day it's 80℉ and sunny, and the next day is 30℉ and snowy. Also, the people wear short sleeves and shorts when it's 50℉.

Bob: Why is Jacob wearing shorts? It's fucking freezing out!
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.

by SavagePancakesYeah May 30, 2017

Mitch Grassi

A beautiful and majestical being with a voice of a thousand Angels. The amount of talent held within this person is mindblowing.

1/5 (tenor) of Pentatonix
1/2 of Superfruit

Person One: Who's Mitch Grassi?

Me: ...*eyes widen* I sHALL sHOW yOU •-•

*beauty overload*

by East_Of_Eden823 January 17, 2016

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Do yourself a mischief

A general warning to the recipient their past, present or future conduct may result in injury to themselves. Said injury could be caused by the recipient or by others.

Popular in Australia.

Prisoner 1: I'm really enjoying being the prison snitch.

Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief

by Eug_2000 June 10, 2013