Mitch McConnell

A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"

You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!

by Putin's Mitch August 1, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!

"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"

by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

mitch mcconnell

Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.

Melissa is a mitch!

What do you mean?

She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.

by Ray mo October 5, 2019

mitch mcconnell

swag daddy

“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”

by mitchmcconnellstan January 2, 2021

mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020