Mitch McConnell 

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

Mitch McConnell by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

Mitch McConnell 

A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"

You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!

Mitch McConnell by Putin's Mitch August 1, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).

“I have to drive up to Sandpoint with Becky this weekend to get her a Mitch McConnell.”

Mitch McConnell by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020

Mitch McConnell 

A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!

"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"

Mitch McConnell by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019

mitch mcconnell 

swag daddy

“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”

mitch mcconnell by mitchmcconnellstan January 2, 2021

mitch mcconnell 

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

mitch mcconnell by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

Mitch McConnell by Richard the curious July 28, 2023