Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

by maxaddicted August 30, 2010

Millifuck

1/1000 of a fuck

as in "Not only do I not give a fuck about that, I don't even give a millifuck about it."

by Flying-Fucker February 5, 2010

millifuckinliter

A unit of measurement for chilled red wine served by douchebags

That lame ass bitch only gave me 5 millifuckinliters of chilled red wine in that pour!

by Lucy V January 9, 2019

Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018

Uptown Mirdif

Located in dubai, it is an area that was meant to be for families and friends to chill in coffee shops, restaurants, and do some light shopping. In reality though, it is a place where chammaks thrive, and the word uptown has become synonymous with the word chammak; dokha is smoked there, alcohol is drank in the park “secretly”, glue is huffed from mountain dew bottles, EC is huffed from old T-Shirts, and chammaks use this place as a meeting spot, hangout spot, and of course, and fighting ring. The security doesn’t do shit and only chases you for riding a bike inside; but they don’t give a shit if you kill someone so that’s why chammaks love it.

Chammak 1: Hey bro are you going to the blackout party tonight?

Chammak 2: Yeah man let’s go together though, you wanna take a cab together?

Chammak 1: Hell yea yabbi, let’s meet at the uptown mirdif taxi line and take a cab and run away from paying the fare when we get to jumeira.

Chammak 2: You read my mind yakhi.

by UptownDokha July 5, 2019

mirific

wonderful or amazing,

used when in awe of something that lesser words such as the afformentioned (wonderful and amazing) cannot hope to describe

Wow amber, That pumpkin spice latte was wonderful, but it did not even compare to your mirific skills with phoam art!

by Wes Ton More O February 28, 2009

midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

by logitechamerica June 20, 2007