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midlife crisis
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"When an
old man
buys
twenty
lamborghinis." -Diggy
Simmons
"A man with a midlife crisis buys a
corvette
, a man with a
lamborghini
has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run"
Simmons
midlife crisis
by
logitechamerica
June 20, 2007
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