Mind Fuck

To remove the eyeball and insert the penis into the ocular cavity and beyond.

I'mma gonna fuck your mind baby! Let's Mind Fuck.

by nsg1076 July 28, 2009

Mind Fuck

12 Advantages For Control

Advantage 1: The Bullshiter
Advantage 2: The Whiny Bitch
Advantage 3: The Pussy
Advantage 4: The Freak
Advantage 5: The Dumbass
Advantage 6: The Airhead
Advantage 7: The Roach
Advantage 8: The Skank
Advantage 9: The Instigator

Advantage 10: The Whore

Advantage 11: The Pharaoh

Advantage 12: The Big Mouth

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naive, dumb, blind, idiot, illusion, delusional, slow, government, illuminati, powerless, system, fooled

Mind fuck: Politicians are magicians; everything is an illusion so you can't see what goes on behind closed doors. The people in power love when you whine and show your weakness by depending on a system to take care of your issues. They love you to be dependent on them so they can tell you what you want to hear. Politicians keep us dumb & lazy. Sure they claim to share and fight for your issues/values but they have their own agenda. We just follow the best liar we want to hear trick us. Stay naive!

by MindFuck:12Advantages4Control January 1, 2012

Mind Fuck

The distinct feeling of being utterly confused. Often as a result of school work, a messed up movie, or Shakespeare.

Me: That physics test was a mind fuck.
You: Yea, I had english and we're studying Shakespeare.
Me: We've both been mind fucked.

by Mind Fucked November 16, 2004

mind fuck

something that you cant wrap you brain around. leaves you paralized

the movie a clockwork orange was a total mind fuck

by beautifulxdisaster February 4, 2006

mind fuck

To control someone through obscure lines of logic or salesman techniques

dude1:I went in to return the damn car and the fucking shit mind fucked me into leasing another five!

by Kaemmer October 24, 2006

mind fuck

An intellectual conversation or situation so deep, it's almost as good as foreplay. Participants are often left either extremely satisfied or very, very horny, even if the conversation had nothing to do with sex.

"We talked for hours -- it was so amazing it was a total mind fuck."

by Tiffie P May 21, 2008

mind fuck

Taking it to the next level when screwing with somebody's head. Taking everything you know about the person and throwing it back in their face on so many different levels that it depresses and fucks with the targets head enough to make them never want to speak to not just you again, but anybody else that witnessed the mental beating. Eventually sending the target into a to a child-like temper tantrum ending in them overdosing on over the counter sleep medication while holding their teddy.

(In a group of people) Target - "hey i'm doug, that's god spelled backwards with a little of u mixed in the middle -hehehe" Attacker - "doug you're such a douche, who will never get pussy, especially with your bitch tits and walking like you've just been fucked in the ass again by your father. Who by the way just got done blowing me to pay for your lunch money" Audience - "haha doug you just got mind fucked"

by The douche beater November 2, 2006