Minced

Beyond chopped
Approximately a 1-4 out of 10

Guy 1: “Damn, bro is chopped”
Guy2: “I would go as far as to say he is minced”
Guy 1:”Heard you”

Minced by Langweenie May 6, 2025

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Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

Minced Meat by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

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Minced Oath

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.

I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.

Minced Oath by Matthew850 September 21, 2006

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Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

Minced regression by Coolging805 December 11, 2011