porn; anything that gives you wood.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
by rubtwostix October 16, 2011
Get the milkin' material mug.-The action of someone who wastes the whole day away and attempts to blame it on a "hangover", although they may not have consumed enough alcohol the night before for this to be possible.
-To waste time (yours/others) or draw attention to something in a rather shameless way, inaccurately justified by false excuses.
-To waste time (yours/others) or draw attention to something in a rather shameless way, inaccurately justified by false excuses.
He said he had so much to do today, but all he did was visit his Gran for an hour. He's really milkin-it today.
Kyle milked it all day on Sunday.
The only thing he did was wake up to cut the lawn at 3:00 P.M and went right back to bed. The kid just milked it.
Kyle milked it all day on Sunday.
The only thing he did was wake up to cut the lawn at 3:00 P.M and went right back to bed. The kid just milked it.
by Notorious V.I.G. September 30, 2011
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by Jacob.C.R December 16, 2008
Get the Milkin It mug.It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.
Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.
by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007
Get the milkin' the weasel mug.The art of chalking a glass bong so thick you cant see through it. Like milk. If you don't hack lung, you haven't miked it enough.
We were Milkin it yesterday. Shit was fahkin milked dude, we told Ralph to take a shottie! HA!, kidd hacked lung then ralphed everywhere! But to his defense, so did everyone else... you cant clear a 5 gallon GB all by your self... shits impossible.
by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011
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