MIL 

Race Car Driver.

MIL has stopped on track!

MIL by ALDONALD April 22, 2010

MIL 

a coniving, two-faced, BITCH who manipulates your husband into becoming a baby again, so that she can make him hate you the way that she does...a trouble maker, a nuissance to your peaceful marriage...someone who should not know about your personal life because she will go and gossip about you to the whole church and tell them how awful you are at treating her babyish son. your husband's mom..the one person that you can truly live without!

MIL to church: "my daughter in law hates me, it makes me so sad."

MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"

MIL by JAN.OE September 22, 2011

Mil 

Pronounced - (mĭl)

A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.

Example 1

Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.

Example 2

Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.

All students proceed to bow to the floor.

Mil by LastTrueChamp May 12, 2009

MIL 

The internet domain for the US military.

The Pentagon's website is www.pentagon.mil

MIL by sim simma December 3, 2004

Mil 

A person who surpasses mere mortality and becomes something more... a god of sorts. Usually a "Mil" will throw huge amazing parties, get mad bitties, and have an enormous amount of friends. There is nothing better than being "Mil." Anyone with the title or name "Mil" will probably rule the world. Once someone gets the title of 'Mil' it becomes their name. Simply Mil is the most PIMP kind of person alive.

Friend 1: yo that kid is the most baller person I know
Friend 2: That's because he's Mil, idiot.
Slut 1: I want to fuck Mil!
Slut 2: Me too!

Mil by Someone who wants to be Mil January 17, 2007

MIL 

Midwest city at its finest. Milwaukee. Those who rep the city know it straight ballin 24/7. 100kgs crack pushed daily.

Strait slangin the crack gotta make bail....i come fromt he city of the MIL

MIL by JK December 17, 2004

mil 

Short for million in online games. It is sometimes used instead of the letter m to also reduce the amount of zeros one has to type.

"I sold my item for 110 mil!

mil by Dark_Loki November 9, 2008