midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.
Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.
by Brad198910 June 13, 2006
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Midged

An adjective denoting something ridiculously or comically messed up, fucked up, or twisted
“Dude did you see Kara’s freak out after she railed all those lines? It was midged as fuck.”

“Yeah that guy who always walks around town with a trench coat on at night is super midged.”
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Midge

1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

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The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.
by Nco November 24, 2003
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midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.
female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?
by Kevo 42o April 21, 2006
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midge

Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.
BL122926 is midge,yo.
by ModxD August 22, 2009
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Midge is amazing
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She's got a great ass but I really love her midge.
by Pharaoh13 August 01, 2010
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