Possessor of the cum cannon, architect of the cum cloud, operator of the cum car, inhabitant of the (cum) closet, ripper of the cum cones, student of the cum course, author of 'MeinCum', a Mev is one hell of a character.
A Mev is a sweaty and cummed up individual with an unquenchable thirst for the male body and tobacco. Who, if successful, procures unwitting men back to his Cum Cave through means of Marijuana. Rumor has it, he uses his own ejaculate to cleanse and exfoliate his skin. This method, while controversial, is said to be even worse in practice, with side effects ranging from an exacerbated jawline to complete dependence on marijuana. A Mev dwells in the infamous Cum Cave; a place in which the only thing that thrives is Mev's own ejaculate. Mevs exude what has been infamously labeled as 'cum charisma', which involves undetectable sarcasm and a clear lack of empathy. The current climate has proven tough going for the Mevs, with an evident lack of cum customers in the last year. The future of Mevs is uncertain, but one thing is for sure; "when the going gets Mev, the Mevs get cumming" (Mev, 2023).
A Mev is a sweaty and cummed up individual with an unquenchable thirst for the male body and tobacco. Who, if successful, procures unwitting men back to his Cum Cave through means of Marijuana. Rumor has it, he uses his own ejaculate to cleanse and exfoliate his skin. This method, while controversial, is said to be even worse in practice, with side effects ranging from an exacerbated jawline to complete dependence on marijuana. A Mev dwells in the infamous Cum Cave; a place in which the only thing that thrives is Mev's own ejaculate. Mevs exude what has been infamously labeled as 'cum charisma', which involves undetectable sarcasm and a clear lack of empathy. The current climate has proven tough going for the Mevs, with an evident lack of cum customers in the last year. The future of Mevs is uncertain, but one thing is for sure; "when the going gets Mev, the Mevs get cumming" (Mev, 2023).
Larry: "Oi did you guys see Mev last night?"
Thomas: "Yo, wasn't he grinding up on that black dude?"
Frank: "Yeah shit's farked aye, he also roundhouse kicked a girl in the face."
Rev: "Oh Mev, again?!"
Thomas: "Yo, wasn't he grinding up on that black dude?"
Frank: "Yeah shit's farked aye, he also roundhouse kicked a girl in the face."
Rev: "Oh Mev, again?!"
by Rev, et al. June 17, 2023
Get the Mev mug.Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.
Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.
Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.
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The meaning of the name Mevlut is aubergine and that is not without a propose.
Mevlut is a male with a huge cock. You can compare him to a blue whale because of the size of his penis.
Every woman wants a piece of Mevlut. Once you tried him out for a ride; the you will never go back to an average sized penis.
If you ever have the pleasure to meet a Mevlut in real Life; be careful! He will not only break your heart, he will also destroy your pussy.
For all beauties out there, Watch out beacuse here comes the beast!
The meaning of the name Mevlut is aubergine and that is not without a propose.
Mevlut is a male with a huge cock. You can compare him to a blue whale because of the size of his penis.
Every woman wants a piece of Mevlut. Once you tried him out for a ride; the you will never go back to an average sized penis.
If you ever have the pleasure to meet a Mevlut in real Life; be careful! He will not only break your heart, he will also destroy your pussy.
For all beauties out there, Watch out beacuse here comes the beast!
"OH what a big cock, he must be named Mevlut"
"Watch out for the hulk!!!! Sorry it was just Mevlut..."
"Is he average or is he Mevlut?"
"Watch out for the hulk!!!! Sorry it was just Mevlut..."
"Is he average or is he Mevlut?"
by hghlse March 8, 2018
Get the mevlut mug.A Mevans is a mythological creature that is believe to be attracted to and stalks lots of things, usually dinosaurs. A Mevans gives out harmful toxins in the form of body odeur. It was believed that if a Mevans considers you as a 'friendly' target, then it would be next to impossible to avoid it. It was renowned for have exceptionally greasy hair, it is said that it squeezes the grease from it's hair and drinks it as it has essential nutrients for a Mevans to survive.
Some students at Ashby School suffer from the dreaded curse of a Mevans...They prefere not to talk about it.
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