metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.

Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.

by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011

Metronome

The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.

PWNAGE!

My Clefable used Metronome and fucking roasted your ass with Hyperbeam, you got murdered!

by JON = GOD :: GOD=YOUTUBE :: YOUTUBE=JON April 20, 2006

Metronome

A musical instrument used for practicing instruments like Drums, Piano and other.

I want to use metronome for practice any instrument.

by acdows October 1, 2017

Metrodome

In a threesome, 2 Female will Challenge one another to try to make the male recipient cum first by Blowing/Deepthroating him , Who ever does make the male cum first is the Winner.

“Stacy and I did a metrodome To brian last light , I won of course, She was so Pissed”

by PiePi314 March 19, 2023

The Metronome

Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.

Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!

by Hairyballsonya May 7, 2009

Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.

All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011

The Metrodome

Built in 1982 to house Minnesota sports teams the Minnesota Vikings, Twins, and University of Minnesota Golden Gophers, as well as various high school teams during high school play-offs, it has also hosted Superbowl XXVI, the 1987 and 1991 World Series and the NCAA Final Four in 1992 and 2001. Situated on the eastern side of downtown Minneapolis the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome when first constructed was considered state-of-the-art and was built in order to replace the aging Metropolitan Stadium, which was located in Bloomington, MN. The Metrodome is most recogized as the home of the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. Many record setting events have occurred in the Metrodome including Tony Dorsett's longest run from scrimmage against the Vikings in 1983, Brett Favre's record for touchdowns in 2007, Adrian Peterson's record of rushing yards in 2007 and Gus Frerotte's record 99 yard touchdown to Bernard Berrian in 2008; one of only a handful in NFL history. The Metrodome is the NFL's lowest income generating stadium and seats only about 64,111 seats. The dome's Teflon roof has deflated due to weather issues five times, most recently in December 2010 when the roof suffered catastrophic failure due to a severe blizzard which delivered 17 inches or more to the Minneapolis metro area. The incident was caught on video in dramatic fashion and forced the Vikings to move their "home" game against the Giants to Detroit's Ford Field the following Monday night.

I went to the Vikings game at the Metrodome and the roof fell down because of a blizzard!

by Vikings_fan_1982 December 16, 2010