methford

Medford, Oregon. Seeing as almost everyone here uses meth, it has been christened by the locals "Methford." It's so bad that they had to make the "Southern Oregon Meth Project" to get everyone off drugs. Seriously.

Bob: Hey, let's go to Medford!
Joe: You mean Methford.
Bob: Methford?
Joe: Yeah. Everyone there uses meth.
Bob: Oh. Ok. Methford it is.

by That one chick who lives in Methford November 7, 2007

Medford Oregon

Medford is the largest city in Southern Oregon located approximately 27 miles North of the California boarder. 75 miles from the Pacific Ocean. Elevation 1,382 ft.

Our city population is approximately 77,000 not including the surrounding small towns.
County Seat of Jackson County, Oregon.
2 City High Schools: North Medford (Black Tornado: Black and Red). South Medford (Panthers: Blue and White). Several Private Schools.
Beautiful Mountains and rivers!
All 4 seasons.
Light snow in winter, if any.
Warm to hot summers.
Lumber industry killed by the tree huggers.
Language: ENGLISH!
If you call it "Methford", it's because you're a "Meth Head"!

Visitors Gladly Welcome, but do not move to Medford! See our sites, buy our products and then GET OUT!

Medford Oregon, Medford, Oregon, beautiful, I5, green,

by Mississa October 24, 2009

Medford

A petite, balding homosexual that should never be exposed to large amounts of grain alcohol.

Don't let that Medford drink any vodka, he will stab the dining table with a knife.

by coocoocanonball March 8, 2010

Medford Memorial Middle School

where kids dont get expelled for smoking weed in the bathroom where girls dress like sluts and claim they got kissed by justin bieber

alex bartasius "getting kissed by jb" at medford memorial middle school

by bigmar311 January 27, 2011

Medford NY

one of the few only ghetto places on long island, a suburb cant get anywhere without a car, basically a crime almost everday, aka the pm

boy: you been to Medford NY before?
other boy: yeah that place ghetto asf you cant get anywhere without a car

by xellkkk June 4, 2019

medford nj

Lived here my whole freaking life. 99.7% white and rich, with badass kids and cars at Shawnee High School. Defentially the most roudiest town you will ever party at. Who's football coaches give them a leeway to party? Ours do! Oh yeah in the school locker room. Two parts, rich and richer. Beach houses for everyone wether its in OC or LBI. Whats the only town where their football team can win 12-0? Medford. What goes down at theese crazy parties? What else, anything you can imagine.

Too many examples.........

by local who knows whats up May 13, 2005

medford lakes

Med. Lakes is the coolest place ever! not just kaz the hottest guy in the world lives ther ((guy)) but everyone there is EXTREMLY nice. Medford Lakes is small but it mucho better then medford((where i live)). People from medford are rich snobs and i really dont like most of them, but people from medford lakes are the best! dont diss medford lake people just kaz they aren't as rich as you are... that doesn't matter.
intresting fact tho... medford lakes only has 7 light posts ((thanx to max and guy who counted. and max lives near 3 of them))

Person:wow look at that person he is soo nice. i wish people from medford were like that
Person 2:medford people are like that but that is deff. a medford laker they are the coolest!

by -person May 13, 2005