Definitions by coocoocanonball

Medford

A petite, balding homosexual that should never be exposed to large amounts of grain alcohol.

Don't let that Medford drink any vodka, he will stab the dining table with a knife.

Merch

White trash who wander and play around creeks. They can usually be spotted with ditch pigs.

Check out the creek gypsy smoking and playing with craw dads.

Merch